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Post by Porridge{QAW} on Jan 9, 2018 12:16:33 GMT -5
Gwyneth has you covered. www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/09/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigationIt seems January is Gwyneth Paltrow’s go-to month for promoting potentially dangerous things that should not go in or near an orifice. January 2015 brought us vagina steaming, January 2017 was jade eggs, and here we are in the early days of January 2018 and Goop.com is hawking coffee enemas and promoting colonic irrigation. ... Coffee enemas and colonics offer no health benefit. The biology used to support these therapies is unsound and there can be very real complications. Keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup. It is only meant to access your colon from the top.
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Post by tonofclay{QAW} on Jan 9, 2018 12:31:45 GMT -5
Asking for a friend ... is the coffee bottled for re-sale after it comes back out?
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Post by Porridge{QAW} on Jan 9, 2018 12:42:15 GMT -5
Tell your ... umm.. friend, that colonic-irrigated enema soy venti latte's are NOT currently accepted for resale at your neighborhood Starbucks.
Yet.
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Post by boca{QAW} on Jan 9, 2018 17:10:03 GMT -5
And I quote
“if you’re looking to go deep on many levels”.
And I respond
Ummm no thanks.
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Post by SCOUT on Jan 9, 2018 18:13:37 GMT -5
Throw in a free colonoscopy and I'm in. Deep.
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Post by SpaceAge_Pimp{QAW} on Jan 11, 2018 1:52:30 GMT -5
Good to know. Close call.
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Post by Porridge{QAW} on Jan 11, 2018 12:27:27 GMT -5
Good to know. Close call. Me too. Drank my coffee the right way today. Phew!
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Post by DaBastard on Mar 27, 2018 15:48:45 GMT -5
hehe, seen this once on the show 'My Strange Addiction' The wife was addicted to the coffee enemas. Probably from the big load (pun intended ) of caffeine she was getting from a pot to a pot and a half of coffee she would use a day. Her husband thought she was crazy, until she finally convinced him to try it. Then the two of them were addicted to doing it, hehe It was detrimental to their lives because now they couldn't travel anymore because then they wouldn't get their 'fix'.. hehe "S'cuse me. I see there is free coffee in the room, I couldn't trouble you for a funnel and a length of hose could I?" (Beware of the man who lurks near the playground with a funnel and pot of coffee. He's just trying to get you addicted kids!!)
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Post by Magi on Mar 28, 2018 22:33:45 GMT -5
No Thank You, I'm fine
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